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Freeze All Motor Functions: Westworld

Minisode: Season 3 Mini Predictions

Freeze All Motor Functions: Westworld

Freeze All Motor Functions: Westworld

Tv & Film

4.91.4K Ratings

🗓️ 1 February 2020

⏱️ 37 minutes

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Summary

MINISODE! Jared and Ross give their minisode mini predictions for things that may or may not happen in Westworld's upcoming third season. Spoiler: The predictions are bad and they should feel bad. Also, they start the #WestworldSubredditUnsubscribe movement. Instagram: www.instagram.com/freezeallmotorfunctions Twitter: twitter.com/freezeallmotor SPECIAL DEALS: Manscaped: Get 20% off your order plus free shipping by using code FREEZE at manscaped.com. Do it — your balls will thank you.

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0:00.0

Bring yourself back online.

0:05.0

online.

0:07.0

Remember. Oh, So, Our inter-music is so good. It's beautiful. My God. It's like it had been too long since I actually listened to it myself. This was the first time. It's the in like two years. It's a techno

0:58.2

Classical Anthony Hopkins. The guy who says remember I have a feeling it's actually the guy who made the intro music I don't know whose voice that is it's definitely not Bernard we don't know who made the intro music right I do know who made the made music

1:10.6

It's this guy on sound cloud. Yeah, Schnappel. But I feel like that's him.

1:15.6

You think it's him? That's definitely not from the show. You know what this dude

1:18.4

whispering it into a microphone. Remember. And I wonder if we owe royalties to him. I wonder if it's us if it's one of us.

1:25.5

Because we used to we whispered remember quite a few times. It's possible that he put that it's not one of us.

1:30.3

It's definitely not. Welcome back to Friesall Motor Functions presented by Boland Media.

1:34.4

I am your host Jared Borislo joined as always by the man who refuses to use the zipper

1:39.3

in his pantaloons in fear of a second circumcision, Ross Bolin.

1:43.0

It's true. I have a very serious zipper phobia.

1:47.0

You do the little boy pea where you put your hands all the way to the ankles.

1:50.0

To the ankles?

1:51.0

Ancles? You don't do knees knees I'm an ankle guy now like I feel like it's it's it's like a threshold right like you go to the knees and then you have to actually put effort in to go from knees to ankles despite the facts.

2:04.4

I feel like it depends on your pants. Some pants require effort to keep them at

2:07.7

knee level. Now if I'm working with some that have an elastic band and they'll stay at

2:11.4

the knee then fine Jared I'm at at knee but if I've got no

2:13.7

elastic or belt to help I'm going full little boy pew with my ankles showing good to know

2:20.0

yes I'm sure they love you with the urinals. Our first episode in almost two years

2:25.6

That was last week got more lessons than I could have ever imagined. I think we were gonna get like maybe three my mom

2:30.9

Oh, they were gonna be six of y'all my mom's mike who's the

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