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Dear Chelsea

Minisode: Bender Baby with Chelsea + Catherine

Dear Chelsea

iHeartPodcasts

Comedy, Education, Self-improvement

4.23.9K Ratings

🗓️ 30 January 2026

⏱️ 20 minutes

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Summary

Chelsea and Catherine get an update about a husband’s sexting ways, and a 20-something wants a baby… but is she ready?

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Executive Producer Catherine Law

Edited & Engineered by Brad Dickert

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0:00.0

This is an I-Heart podcast.

0:03.0

Guaranteed Human.

0:04.8

Okay, guys, the high and mighty tour is about to begin.

0:07.9

I'm coming to Washington, D.C., Norfolk, Virginia, Atlantic City, which I just added.

0:12.8

Madison, Wisconsin, Milwaukee, Wisconsin, Detroit, Michigan, Cleveland, Columbus, and Cincinnati, Ohio, Denver, Colorado, Portland, Maine, Providence, Rhode Island, Springfield, Massachusetts, Chicago, of course.

0:26.7

Indianapolis, Indiana, Louisville, Kentucky, Albuquerque, Mesa, Arizona, Kansas City, Missouri, St. Louis, Louis, Missouri, Minneapolis, Minnesota, Nashville, Tennessee, Charlotte, North Carolina,

0:39.7

Durham, North Carolina. May 6th, I'm doing Netflix as a joke festival. I will be in Los Angeles.

0:45.6

That is a new announcement. Saratoga, California, Monterey, California, Modesto, California,

0:51.9

and Portchester, New York, Boston, Massachusetts, Portland, Oregon, and Seattle, Washington.

0:59.4

I will be touring from February through June.

1:03.3

Go to Chelseahandler.com for tickets.

1:05.3

If you want to come see me perform, I will be on the high and mighty tour.

1:10.3

Hi, Catherine. Hi, Chelsea. How are you today? How are you? Oh, okay.

1:15.0

Oh, good. Good. Good, good. Are you still on pelvic floor rest?

1:19.2

I am hopefully going to be over that soon. We'll be able to have penetration.

1:24.0

That's a good way to get away from somebody. Right? Sorry.

1:28.2

The doctor said.

1:28.7

Like a one night stand. You're like, you know what? At the very last minute, right, when you're walking up to someone's hotel room, you're like, you know what? Actually, I'm on pelvic rest. You know what? Sorry. Well, I do have an update. This is another like long-term update like we had last time. But this is from Jay who called in on our

1:44.9

Justin Long episode from a million years ago. But she was wondering if sexting is cheating.

1:51.9

Her husband had been sexting someone. She caught him. Our advice was kind of like since he was

1:56.8

really apologetic and open to counseling to give it another try.

2:02.1

So she says,

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