Welcome to Recovering Gleeke, a podcast for all of your complicated feelings about the TV show Glee.

Can your Monday song be Riji Rochu?

I'm just kidding. You have a Monday song. Go ahead.

My Monday song. Oh. It's Wednesday. That's so

embarrassing. You're never going to live that down. Hey girls, my name's Alaska. Got a teeny

little question to ask you. Who's that bitch that's on the top? Oh wait, that's me. Hey, pork

chop. Your boy naked,

the rest is drag, but your face just needs a paper bag. Give me a challenge

and I'll crush you all. Changes the game, like

my name's RuPaul. Line them up. Front

Back. Send him bitches home like a heart

attack. Mess with me and you'll end up in a casket.

I'm Dorothy YorotTotal. Good in the basket!

Come on, Ian, you know this.

You know this.

Oh, I'll read you down beneath the ground.

Would you hold my purse while I snatch the crown?

Legacy.

Remember my name, because they're going to see me hanging in the Hall of Fame. Oh, I was going to try and stick minisode in there, and I forgot.

You just got so focused.

My favorite part was where you went, hey, shish, shish.

I'm sorry, I'm sorry.

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