Hey, welcome to not Somali Mormon podcast. This is Katie. I have another mini sewed for you today. This one comes from the blog site, Recovering Prude.

So if you want to read more of this amazing writing, go to

Recoveringprude.blogspot.com because it's really funny and relatable.

I just loved it. So I want to read this particular post. It's really funny and relatable. I just loved it, so I want to read this particular post.

It's called Nerd of Wisdom.

In a dressing room, trying on a tank top.

As a Mormon who has gone through the endowment ceremony in the temple,

tank tops are a no-no.

This is because once you receive your endowments, you also receive magic underpants. These underpants are actually

two pieces, which must be worn at all times. The woman's top has capped sleeves and the bottoms go

down to the knees. Same with the men's underpants, but their top is just like a t-shirt.

This is to be sure you are kept chaste, refraining from wearing clothing that is too revealing, i.e. take

tops. Me wearing a shoulder revealing top not only shows that I no longer wear my magic underpants,

but it shows other Mormons that I'm kind of flaunting it.

This message can easily go unnoticed to the untrained eye.

I'm looking in the mirror, surprised at how good it looks.

Oh my gosh.

Gosh?

Gosh?

God.

Oh my God.

God. God. God my God. God.

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