Romans G, Liz M, Sir JC Knight of the Technosquatch, Gail M, Sir LX Protocol V2 Knight of the Berrean Protocol, Andrea R, Christopher, Veronica D, Sir Scott Knight of Truth, Runksmash, Sir Casey the Shield Knight, Sir Darrin Knight of the Hungry Panda's

Audio Production

Kalub

Visual Art

Dame Allie of the Skillet Nation

Sir Dove Knight of Rusbeltia

Mike A

MICROFICTION

Runksmash - Collapsing his origami hands Derwin slips out of the cuffs while the agents argue, leaping away he lands on one of the robot cows. The agents give chase, but the design of the cows internal fan and waste reclamation system… render that a mess.

Irene - Basil bursts into a room shouting frantically. "Let's go, Gonz. I have discovered an ancient artifact which, according to the legend, is a key to a great treasure!Someone has traced it down for us. We have to go now." Basil leads the way to a submarine and they dive deep into the ocean and find a submerged castle. Surprisingly, there is a pocket of breathable air in it. Basil and Gonz must continue their journey on foot now. In one of the chambers they discover a bedroom with the skeleton remains of a dead king. Upon closer inspection they discover an ornate cast iron spear lodged in the dead king's side, hinting at the cause of his demise. But the strangest part is that there is a pair of modern sunglasses covering presumably empty eye sockets. "This is it," says Basil. "The spear is the key. Legend has it that whoever removes it from its final place, must battle the undead king as he will come back to life." As our heroes lean in yet closer they could almost swear that through the tint of the dark glasses they could see two eyes burning with light. However, as they took off the shades there was nothing there.

CLIP PRODUCER

Emsworth, FaeLivrin, Epsilon

TIMESTAPERS

Jackie U, Jade Bouncerson, Christine C, Pocojoyo

SOCIAL MEDIA DOERS

Dame MissG of the OV and Deep Rivers

LINKS HELP

JAM

ADDITIONAL LINKS

What a bitter irony that Gorbachev - the man who saved the West from nuclear Armageddon - paved the way for Putin, writes top Cold War historian MAX HASTINGS (DailyMail)

Putin denies Gorbachev a state funeral and will stay away (Reuters) (Archive)

Gorbachev died shocked and bewildered by Ukraine conflict – interpreter (Reuters) (Archive)

Chairman of Russian energy company Lukoil found dead (EuroWeekly)

Russian oil chief Maganov dies in 'fall from hospital window' (BBC)

Russian Oil Chief Dies In Fall From 6th Floor Window; Company Blames 'Illness' (HuffPost)

→ Russians Keep Mysteriously Falling from Windows to Their Deaths (Newsweek)

Thousands of Xcel customers locked out of thermostats during 'energy emergency' (Denver 7)

BofA, 0% down payment and closing mortgages for Black, Hispanic 1st homebuyers (NBC News)

Pakistan emits less than 1% of the world's planet-warming gases. It's now drowning (CNN)

'I Traveled 356 Miles Across Antarctica, This Is What I Saw' (Newsweek)

Webb Inspects the Heart of the Phantom Galaxy (ESA Webb)

Mysterious rings in new James Webb Space Telescope image puzzle astronomers (Space)

Huge Sunspot Pointed Straight at Earth Has Developed a Delta Magnetic Field (Newsweek)

NASA, Axiom Sign Second Private Astronaut Mission to Space Station Order (NASA) Top Secret Service Official Investigated for Role in Jan. 6, Retires Unexpectedly (Intercept)

Huge oil tanker runs aground in the Suez Canal briefly blocking all traffic in echo of chaos caused by Ever Given – before being refloated by authorities (DailyMail)

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0:00.0	making the combini's more convenient.
0:03.5	The world is getting crazier.
0:05.7	People are acting more and more insane.
0:07.8	The end of the world is tomorrow, tomorrow, tomorrow.
0:11.0	There's only one thing to do when the world is falling apart.
0:14.5	Listen to Basil and Gonsas, they discussed this week's news and events through the lens of Bible prophecy.
0:20.2	You are listening to Canary Cry NewsTor.
0:25.5	You're listening to Canary Cry News Talk.
0:29.3	We are live to tape on September 2nd, 22, episode number 530.
0:37.1	Today, many satans.
0:40.4	Not many.
0:41.5	Mini, like tiny, tiny little satans.
0:44.9	Basil is not here.
0:46.4	My name is Gans.
0:47.3	You're Asian.
0:48.2	You're Asian.
0:48.9	I am Asian, but, you know, your favorite Asian provocateur for Christ,
0:52.9	a.k.a.
0:53.4	The Cabana Boy live from Kami Fornia,
0:55.6	here to serve you a podcast that brings you the best news,
0:58.1	which is the gospel message of Jesus Christ,
1:00.0	while reporting the egregious with a well-rounded,
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