This is a passenger announcement. You can now book your train on Uber and get 10% back in credits to spend on Uber eats.

So you can order your own fries instead of eating everyone else's.

Trains, now on Uber. T's and C's apply.

Check the Uber app.

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Ugh, this coffee, it tastes awful.

It's like an incontinent monkey was using his hairy mid-digit

to have a good old root around for a particularly troublesome

and slightly stuck stink nugget,

up his spackling poopide and then washed that

turd-coated finger in my morning coffee.

Yuck!

Ull!

If it does, it's not the fault of the coffee, it's your mug. It's grossly inferior. It's an insult to mugs, and you should be ashamed of yourself.

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