MINI: I Love You In The Bedroom

Sofia with an F

Sloot Media

Society & Culture, Comedy, Relationships

4.2 • 82.9K Ratings

🗓️ 5 August 2024

⏱️ 19 minutes

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Never fear, Sofia is here! In this week’s mini, Sofia is brutally honest about when it’s time to ditch the emotional support stuffed animal, knowing when to drop those three special words during sex, and shares her personal experience on the importance of finding what therapy works for you. WRITE TO SOFIA HERE To learn more about listener data and our privacy practices visit: https://www.audacyinc.com/privacy-policy Learn more about your ad choices. Visit https://podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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0:00.0	It's Sophia Franklin and you are listening to Sophia with an F, but I think I'm in the mood for a quickie.
0:10.0	I don't want this therapist to be bored so I'm actually just going to lay it out in kind of the most toxic wild
0:18.6	fucked up way that I can.
0:21.0	Which is not healthy whatsoever, but if I'm being honest, then that's healthy. What's up party people?
0:35.0	What's up party people?
0:36.5	Welcome to Sophia with an F.
0:38.5	I have a gorgeous mini episode for you guys today. We're gonna do SOS Save Our Sloots where you
0:47.2	guys write in and I fucking respond. I have to leave for the DMV in about 45 minutes and I have a sneaking suspicion that they're going to make me retake the written driving test test so last night I took a few practice tests and failed all of them
1:11.3	I'm just like they really try to fuck you on that test but you know what I'm
1:19.0	gonna put good vibes and good karma out there and I'm going to pass that goddamn test and this is way more important
1:27.4	than me having a license for me and for the sloots because I don't know what you guys would do without me and for the sloots. Because I don't know what you guys would do without me
1:34.7	and my advice.
1:35.6	You know what I'm saying?
1:37.1	Question number one.
1:39.4	Hi, Fofia, this is a serious question.
1:43.0	How old is too old to have a stuffed animal in your bed?
1:48.0	I'm almost 25 and I still sleep with my childhood best bud, Charlie the Panda.
1:56.3	You're too old.
1:58.5	I feel like a monster.
2:00.2	I feel like a terrible human being.
2:03.0	I don't think that you should sleep with a stuffed animal
2:07.0	over the age of 11, maybe 12. Do I think that you need to toss Charlie? Absolutely not. I love Charlie. I fucking love pandas. love
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