Hello, welcome to your Hollywood crime scene mini episode.

Hello.

Hi, Desi.

I had a dream last night that we were on tour and we had our first live show back on tour and we totally bombed and people were mad.

Oh, wow. That's scary. I'm scared now.

It's not a bad omen. I just, I needed to, like, express that and say that's not what's going to happen next time. Okay. I'm curious, I'm wondering how we would bomb. Like, that seems extreme. It's not even just that we bombed. It's that people wanted their money back. Oh, wow. And they were so upset at us. Okay. I like that because it's,

it's so far from what would happen. Yeah. It's not like just one person was upset. That could

happen. Yeah. And you know what? I genuinely thought every single show we did was a great show.

Yeah. The last time. Yeah. There was no bombing. Not even close.

Not even close.

Okay.

Let's get into some news.

Our top story, I guess, this is from page six.

American Idol winner shoots his shot with Kelly Clarkson in Flirty Message.

Now, this is relevant to us because the American Idol winner in question is one of our least favorite people of all time.

Yeah, the story I gagged so hard when I read, because at first I thought it was like a joke, but then I was like, oh, it's serious.

Yeah.

He really wants her.

Now, we love Kelly Clarkson.

I have no problem with her.

But Taylor Hicks made a move on Kelly Clarkson.

This is so, even though I know she was not still married, like she just went through like a really insanely tragic period.

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