Hello, welcome to your Hollywood crime scene mini episode. Hi. Hi. So I have a bunch of stories for us today.

First our big story. Oh, oh, what is it?

I think someone asked us about this. I already had it in the queue though because the minute I heard this story

I popped it in my little document for the mini episode actually our friend Scott Bowser

said to me search for poll. Wait, what did he say? He said search for Pola sass and monkey attack and I said, okay.

Of course I immediately followed through on that and I was not disappointed and we did have a listener email in and say, I'm sure you've been sent this. Yeah, please. Of course.

No, I about this story. It's crazy. So just a little bit of background here. I mean, this is not a man that any of us probably knew. I didn't know who the

He was. No, he is a Texas special special teams coach. His name is Jeff Banks. So I guess he is a football something or other a

Texas football coach. I don't know what team. What does it say? Oh, long horns. So that's like a big team. As a college.

Probably. I guess I don't know anything about. So his name is Jeff Banks. I guess he had a scandal a little bit ago. He left his wife and he moved in with a

stripper named Paul assassin. Now that is obviously her stage name. That's an interesting stage name. Yeah, and she has an

interesting act. Her stripper act is with a pet monkey named Gia. So she uses this pet monkey in her act somehow. I don't

really know exactly what the act is, but this woman has been on the Jerry Springer show. So she's done it for a while because that show has not been on in forever. Right. Yeah. So she was on that show at some point with this act. I

think she's been around a while. Well, cut to Halloween 2021. This monkey Gia allegedly attacked a trick or treat her. So the news broke on Twitter. Someone named Tom Campbell reported that he is hearing a report from a credible source that

Texas Longhorn Special Teams coach Jeff Banks is monkey attacked and seriously hurt a young trick or treat her on Halloween. The monkey's jaw apparently had to be pride off the small child. Oh, no. Now this week kind of broke out of nowhere and everyone was like, wait, what?

Yeah, because that's crazy. Yeah, and that could be obviously we've heard some horrible stories about monkey attacks. Yeah, not to blame the monkey because there are wild animals and they're in these situations that might freak them out. Yeah. Now pull assassin who is his girlfriend. They're not married yet. She tweets about the incident, but all of these tweets are now taken down and deleted. Oh, but of course on the internet. Nothing is ever deleted because people screen grabbed them.

Did she get ratio. I think she was either ratioed or her lawyer was like, take those down. Or publicist or something. Yeah. So her first tweet was, people lie so much it's ridiculous. Stop believing everything you hear and more of what you see shaken my head. Then she tweeted, no one was viciously attacked. This is a lie. A whole lie. I was not a part of any haunted house. The kid did not have permission to be on the other side of my property.

Next tweet. I had a haunted house on one side gated off. He had no permission to go past the gate. I have no idea he went in my backyard. Neither did I know anything about a bite until a doctor of neighborhood told me the treat told me the treat a small bite. This is her misspellings. No parent have contacted me about it.

So yes, she had her shots. This animal has had shots. It is an emotional support animal at this point. It's no longer in her act. And it's not supposed to be touched.

This woman also said she speak by command of high five. No one is allowed to touch her unless I myself say it's okay. So how did the kid get access to this monkey?

Let's keep going. Another tweet. 11 and a half year old child should know better than to enter someone's yard without permission and old enough to also follow the rules.

The rules were when you get to the gate turn around and come back out for candy every other parent and child did so.

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