I'm Peter Crouch from that Peter Crouch podcast and that's Chris Stark who joins me every week to discuss what it's really like to be a footballer.

As you heard Crouch and I got ahead of the curve and bought Chris a brilliant gift during Amazon's Black Friday week.

Yeah, it's such a good present that we're really trying hard not to tell him what it is.

If I was a betting man, I'm going Shimpads. But then that wouldn't explain the big box, so maybe massive Shimpads.

Very Christmas.

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Hi, welcome to your Hollywood crime scene mini episode. Hello, I thought we would start the show off with an inspirational quote.

Okay, pigs can't look up, but I could pick a pig up one night and raise it into the sky until this pig ever so gentle.

I can make sure the pigs eyes line up with the stars. Imagine seeing the stars for the first time.

I want to be treated that kindly and see the stars for the first time. Do you know who said that?

Nicholas Cage. I have no idea. Vincent de Nafrio.

Oh, no wonder I didn't see it. That's why I wanted to start the show off with the Vincent de Nafrio quote.

That is cute. Because you wouldn't see it, would you, Desi?

No, he posted that on Twitter because Vincent de Nafrio blocked Desi on Twitter a few years ago.

Yeah, it's on one of our shows where we break it down.

We broke down the whole thing.

Obviously, I'm innocent. You did nothing to provoke him.

No, we love, I wish he would unblock Desi. I think,

anyway, this is a, I think he, I don't know if he made this up.

It sounds like something he would make up.

I, he has a history of making weird tweets, right? I mean, he's got a great account.

Yeah, I am sorry that you're blocked by him.

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