Hi, welcome to your Hollywood crime scene mini episode. This is Rachel Fisher. Hi, this is Desi Jettigan.

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There is hot sauce all over my computer right now. Oh really? Yeah, we were little piggies tonight.

We were watching TV together and eating dinner. Yes. There's hot sauce everywhere. Oh my god. I know. That's bad.

But yeah, so I happened to buy a Reddit board that I thought would make a fun episode for today.

And that was cast member horror stories from Disneyland. Really? Yes. Rachel, there are like thousands of stories on Reddit boards from Disneyland and Disney World and Epcot Center cast members.

These are not ghost or hauntings or like what we've covered before. These are just everyday horrors that these cast members have to see and deal with with guest, park guest.

Do they talk about stroller moms, aggressive stroller moms? There's some of that, but obviously I have a specific focus. I'm very interested in revolting, disgusting and sex-sext-sext-related incidents.

Oh. So there are some. I just saw this one right before. I kind of had to shut myself down at some point because it's like, you know what I mean? There was just too many. But then I saw this one.

So I'll just start with this one because it was really funny. So this guy is telling a story about how at Disneyland, when he was working, they would have code names for certain incidents.

For instance, Baloo meant there was blood that needed to be cleaned up. Baloo. Like the character. Like the bear. Yes. So he said that one day he was strolling around and he spotted a small boy about two years old taking a massive dump right in the middle of the play area. That's not blood. No, there's more.

He said the boy saw him and started to cry and ran away with no clothing on the lower half of his body. So this boy just took a shit and how he's running around naked in the playground at Disneyland.

This guy got on the radio and he couldn't think of what to say because he had never discussed a code for human feces in the play area with a naked kid running around. So he called in, I have a code poo situation in the play area and piglets on the loops.

Piglet. Piglet. I mean, that is very piglet. Does piglet have pants? No, piglet doesn't have pants. No. So that's in very accurate code. I mean, I think they should incorporate that into the system. I think that's great. So he just came up with that on the fly. Yeah. I mean, I think I told the story about their tigger. There's a honeypots. Someone spilled honey on the tracks or something like that. Yes. Yes.

So they do have all these stupid annoying character driven codes there. Well, we talked about on our first episode of the dark side of Disneyland way back in back in the day when we did that episode. Go listen to it if you haven't yet. But on that episode, we talked about how they say protein spill.

Yes, means puke. Right. Well, I have some more codes coming. So apparently they shift these codes. They're not all the same all the time. I guess it depends who's working. Maybe what era it is. That's like very secret agent. Now this is like one of my favorite things about Disneyland. I've probably mentioned this is like you can literally see families coming apart at the seams. It's such a stressful trip because it's so expensive. I think a lot of people spend a lot of money and they want it to be a perfect day.

And it's almost impossible not for it to be stressful if you have small kids. I had to get stitches in my face one time when I was a young small child. Oh, really?

Disneyland. Yes. What did you do? I stabbed a pen in my eye. Jesus, Rachel.

I was I was we were at the Disneyland hotel. My mom and my dad and me and my grandparents were like in the next room at the hotel. And I was jumping on the bed. And I had a pen in my hand.

And my parents didn't see because they were probably fucking exhausted. Right. After spending the day at Disneyland with their three year old. And I stabbed it in my eye and I had to go to hospital.

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