Hello, welcome to your Hollywood crime scene mini episode.

Hello. So today I'm not doing a particular year, but I am doing all stories from the UK.

Hmm. So they're all incredibly weird stories I found.

Are they stories from throughout time? Yes. Okay. They are throughout time.

So in case you didn't listen to last week's mini episode, if you're listening to this now,

I'm currently out of town.

So we have pre-recorded these many episodes.

Right.

So the news stories are not current news stories.

No, these are old news stories.

So this one is from the Mirror, Tiny Village with names so rude that locals go on mission to stop visitor stealing signs.

Villagers of a tiny hamlet in the UK with a rather rude name were so fed up with people stealing its wooden name signs that they've decided to take action so it can't happen again.

The UK has its fair share of places with funny, strange, and

downright questionable names, including Butthole Lane and Fanny Field.

Bottle Lane? Now. Is that legal? Fanny? Does that Fannie mean pussy? I think it means

butt. No, in England it means your pussy.

Oh, it does?

Oh.

But one village's name is so rude, they have decided to take action.

Shitterton, a hamlet.

That is not the name of the town.

Shitterton?

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