I should just read the traffic report like Roger said, but no.

Edna said that if I was going to do that, I might as well not cover for her at all.

That if I was going to do that, I might as well just let the radio broadcast the dead air.

Dead air.

Well, my most app jokes always seem to come when I don't mean to say them.

Look, I just... Okay, a story. Edo wanted me to tell a story, a particular story, which I can do.

It's just, I don't know. It's strange to say it's normal out here. Reality has a very

flexible definition when you're used to hearing stories of babies crying where there are no babies

and dead people who criticize your driving. But when you're trying to explain something like that

to someone on the outside, someone

who expects their definition of normal, you kind of start to remember that your normal isn't...

Well, it isn't normal, that's all! Not by a long shot!

I'm mucking this up.

Let me try this a different way.

I'll back up.

So, for those of you who aren't fans of the rom-com genre,

there's this scene in a lot of romantic comedies.

Hell, in a lot of sitcoms.

Those of you who are fans, you know the one.

The couple spent 80 minutes of the movie's 90-minute runtime falling in love, but there's this third act conflict. Maybe they get

into a fight, scared by the depths of their feelings, maybe an old flame comes back into the picture.

Maybe someone is offered an incredible job. You know, I still can't believe

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