Hi, this is Gilbert Gottfried begging you for money. Give me money to make more

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C-cut, take two.

Hi, this is Gilbert Gottfried saying to you, give me money. I want money. Just give me money.

To make more Gilbert Gottfried's amazing colossal podcast. It costs money. Believe it or not.

You're over there saying, but it's so cheap and I'm a jurist. I know that, but it still

takes money. So it's patreon.com slash Gilbert Gottfried. Patreon.com slash Gilbert Gottfried.

And there are rewards in it. I can't even say reward.

Rolling.

And there are like sign posters and some of you have put enough money out roast you. And

there's so much so much, but it's patreon.com slash Gilbert Gottfried. Give me money.

Hi, I'm Gilbert Gottfried. I'm here with my co-host Frank Santopodre and we're once again

recording at nutmeg with our engineer Frank Fuderoza. And this is Gilbert and Frank's

amazing colossal obsession. It sure is. Now we've got two dipshit.

I'm counting for you. Is that how you treat two artists who generously give up their

time and their talent to make this show better? You want to say their names? Okay.

Shit number one. You were in the army. Yes. John Fotiados. Yes. Oh my God.

That's beautiful. I just got an impression. Thank you. What about the second one?

And this is a more difficult name. John Murray. That's right. Welcome boys. Thank you. Thanks.

Thanks for having us. Now this is a different kind of an episode. John and John. And they'll

tell us a little bit about themselves in a second. Generously contributed a little mini

theme songs to our mini episodes. Oh yes. So the music you hear at the beginning of the listener

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