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Gilbert Gottfried's Amazing Colossal Podcast

Mini #138: Jackie Martling Returns: Part 2

Gilbert Gottfried's Amazing Colossal Podcast

Starburns Audio

Visual Arts, Tv & Film, Comedy, Arts

4.83.9K Ratings

🗓️ 16 November 2017

⏱️ 32 minutes

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Summary

Al Lewis stops the show! Groucho packs Carnegie Hall! Miguelito Loveless strikes out! And Jackie explains "Stump the Jokeman"! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Transcript

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0:00.0

Hi, this is Gilbert Gottfried, and this is Gilbert and Frank's amazing colossal obsessions

0:25.4

with my co-host Frank Santopadre and once again we're recording at Nutmeg with our engineer

0:34.0

Frank Ferdarosa and get ready for part two of our interview with Jackie the Jokeman

0:43.2

Markling.

0:44.2

So, a girl goes to the gun and calls her.

0:50.4

She's stuck, I'm freaking out, I'm freaking out.

0:53.5

I keep finding posted stamps from Costa Rica in my vagina.

0:57.6

The exact same lady goes on post-it stamps.

1:01.7

Those are the stickers from bananas.

1:07.0

Oh, I love it.

1:14.0

All right, Jack.

1:15.0

You know, the joke I told you when you haven't heard this girl goes to the prom and the day

1:21.5

after the prom, she goes to the big party at the beach and she sends a text to a mother.

1:26.6

Mom, my friends at the beach and I'm freaking out.

1:31.3

I got come in my hair.

1:33.2

No mother, text back, honey.

1:36.0

Very often a guy will pull it out of your mouth because he wants to squirt it on your

1:39.8

face and he accidentally gets some in your hair, but just jump in the water to wash right

1:44.2

out and then toward her text back.

1:47.2

Thanks for your information, mom.

1:49.8

But I meant to type gum.

1:56.8

He loves it a second time.

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