Hi, this is Gilbert Gottfried and this is Gilbert Gottfried's amazing colossal podcast.

That's not it.

I'm here with my co-host Robin Quivers.

Oh, once again, being recorded by Fred Nars.

Frank Santos, Patrick.

And we're at Nutmeg with our engine, Frank Ferdurosa.

Those other people, I barely remember what they looked like.

And who might our guest be this week?

Our guest is Jackie, the joke man, Markling.

Perhaps you heard of him.

Jack, welcome back.

Well, thank you very much.

And we start out with the worst show business story I've ever heard in my life.

Steve Ross, he told me this and he died with this story.

So we'll never know.

When he was a young guy, starting out, he was a crooner.

And he got a job as the MC for May West's stage show in 1948.

So her stage show, she was already old, not crazy old, but old.

And her stage show was he had like eight bodybuilders full of oil in slingshot

bathing suits and she'd walk up and down and rub them and say what was

looed at the time.

It probably wasn't looed.

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