Today we get a story of a Minecraft kid that destroys his brand new $5,000 gaming PC, which, by the way, why would he spend $5,000 on a gaming PC to play Minecraft?

But anyways, he destroys it because he gets mad playing Minecraft or something, and then he tries to cover it up and blames it on the subscriber, and it is a fantastic story.

So sit back, relax, subscribe if you like stories, and let's call today's subscriber who sent on the story, Eli.

So this all happened when Eli and a bunch of other kids were invited over to the Minecraft kid's house.

Eli and the Minecraft kid were pretty decent friends, but Eli was better friends with

the other people invited, and the Minecraft kid was kind of just friends by proxy. I don't know if you

guys are ever in like friend groups where you're really good close friends with some of the people,

but not as much the other people, but you end up hanging out with all of them at the same time,

just because, like,

that's how the friend group works.

So Eli was pretty excited to see the new big gaming PC, and he didn't dislike the Minecraft

kid.

I want to make that very clear.

They were friends, like they were on good terms.

I mean, they weren't really friends after what happens in this story, but you'll have to wait

to see exactly what that is.

But anyways, let's just fast forward to Friday night. They all get out of school and they go home,

and then after a couple hours later, all their parents drive them to the Minecraft kid's house,

and they're all excited. I mean, the school week is over, man. They're going to see their friends.

Their friend, the Minecraft kid, got a new gaming

PC, and maybe, maybe if they're lucky enough, and if he's feeling generous, they'll get a swing

on the most extreme, powerful graphics ever so that they can play Minecraft, which definitely

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