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minecraft kid DESTROYS THE PLANET (Best Stories Compilation to Sleep/Chill to)

Connor Pugs

Connor Pugs

Fiction, Comedy Fiction

4.7688 Ratings

🗓️ 18 October 2025

⏱️ 226 minutes

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Connor Pugs tells a Storytime of the craziest, funniest, and cringiest minecraft kids to ever exist. These minecraft kid stories will make you laugh. minecraft kid DESTROYS THE PLANET

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0:00.0

Ever wondered what power is.

0:02.0

Power is transforming the sun into your own energy source.

0:06.0

Power is getting energy companies to pay you.

0:10.0

Power is enjoying your morning coffee, knowing you created the energy to make it.

0:15.0

Well, you and the colossal ball of fire in the sky.

0:19.0

Because with solar panels from Hive, the sun works for you. Hive, know your power. May not cover all electricity usage roof and weather dependent. Paid for surplus requires eligible SEC tariff. How's it going, everyone. Welcome back to the channel. I hope you're having a good day. Today we've got three stories of Minecraft kids that I know you will enjoy. So let's just go ahead and jump into the first one. We're going to call the subscriber who submitted this story, Peter. And by the way, all these stories are on Spotify linked in the description. You'll probably even hear them about an hour earlier before they go up on here if you find them on Spotify. Anyways, so Pete, we're going to call the first subscriber who submitted this story,

0:54.8

Peter. And anyways, right, Peter was in a class, and in Peter's class, there was an assignment that they all had to do. And this assignment was the, what do you want to do when you grow up assignment? And you got kids coming in being like, oh, I want to do YouTube, oh, I want to be a doctor, oh, I want to be president of the United States.

1:12.6

Oh, I want to do your mom.

1:13.8

There's like a lot of things that people... oh, I want to do YouTube. Oh, I want to be a doctor. Oh, I want to be president of the United States.

1:12.6

Oh, I want to do your mom. There's like a lot of things that people came in and said like, oh, this is what I want to do, right? So it was kind of like done that you had a presentation. You would go home and kind of prepare a little bit and then you go up there. I think a couple of stories ago, someone else submitted something with their class had a similar type thing. And I know I had something like this. So this might just be a thing that happens to everyone in like second grade. I don't know. Tell me in the comments if it's true or not. But anyways, right, so sure enough, you know, Peter wanted to be, he wanted to be a doctor, which is pretty standard, like pretty standard response. When I was 10, I wanted to be a doctor. And then I learned about medical school. But anyways, right, so, you know, Peter, you know, has this little thing. He wants to be a doctor, whatever. And eventually, let's just get forward to the day of class. Let's just skip forward to the day where, you know, they're actually presenting. And, you know, Peter goes up there. He has a doctor's costume he bought or whatever. And, you know, sure enough,

2:07.0

it's fine. It's whatever. That's not the interesting thing. There's a kid in Peter's class,

2:13.2

who we're going to call the Minecraft kid, all bro does is play Minecraft like literally every

2:18.6

every single day when he gets back from school doesn't even do his homework screw that does

2:23.1

Minecraft in class he's asleep so he can stay up all night to play Minecraft this bro's life

2:28.6

literally revolves around Minecraft no get me wrong Minecraft is a cool game I use it for all my

2:33.5

background footage it has a integral place in my childhood. Like, I love Minecraft. Great game, right? However, please have a life outside of it. That's all I ask. That's all I ask, man. But anyways, right, sure enough, the Minecraft kid walks up to the front of the class. And everyone was kind of expecting him to say, like, I don't know.

2:52.5

I want to, I don't know, work for a video game company. I want to work for Mojing. I want to be a

2:58.9

computer programmer so I can make video games or whatever. Or maybe even like I want to stream on

3:04.5

Twitch, which is like, even that's a little, that's a little iffy. Which which you don't even want me to go into the statistics of how difficult that is. Anyways, and I won't because I want watch time and good retention. So sure enough, you know, the Minecraft kid goes up there and Peter's kind of interested to see what he's going to say because he's kind of expecting the Minecraft kid to say something a little bit goofy like not too

3:24.7

crazy but just a little bit goofy just a little bit on the goofy side right and the Minecraft kid

3:29.7

gives up there and says you know all I want to do when I grow up is just keep playing Minecraft

3:34.1

and he brings with him like you know that like fake you know Minecraft sword like a foam like, you can buy for, like, $20 or something? I just know it because I got it for my fifth grade birthday party, and I might still have it, or I might have had my mom thrown it out without me knowing, which is a shame, but whatever, right? And so he brings this, and he kind of swings it around. It's like, yep, all I do every day is I play Minecraft.

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