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How's it going, everyone? Today we got a story time of a Minecraft kid who uses his

farts or his ability to fart on command to try and impress his crush.

And let's just say that it goes terribly wrong and goes so terribly wrong that like I want

award you. This one is this one of the most cringe stories I've told in a while.

So press the like button right now to claim your free nothing and let's jump into the story.

So we're going to call the subscriber who submitted this story, Jack.

And anyways, in Jack's class, there's this kid who we're going to call the Minecraft Kid.

Look, guys, there's literally nothing with nothing wrong with liking Minecraft.

I mean, I'm playing it right now.

I'd be a pretty big hypocrite to make fun of you for playing Minecraft

and then play Minecraft to get background gameplay, right?

However, we're going to call him a Minecraft kid because one distinct feature about him.

He wore the same Minecraft creeper hoodie every single day in class.

It didn't matter what was going on.

It didn't matter any of that.

This kid would wear the same Minecraft

Creeper hoodie every single day. Like, no matter what would happen, he would wear the same one.

And you guys might be thinking, well, what if this guy's like Bill Gates? What if he's like Mark Zuckerberg?

And he just has, you know, the same outfit, but like six different pairs. And he must wash it

pretty well. Well, let me just say that you guys are being pretty naive, uh, because it had the same outfit but like six different pairs and he must wash it pretty well well let me

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