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Minecraft kid brags about NOT WIPING 🤢 (Storytime)

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Connor Pugs

Comedy Fiction, Fiction

4.6632 Ratings

🗓️ 23 March 2023

⏱️ 22 minutes

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Summary

Storytime of the stinkiest and strangest and cringiest minecraft kid who brags about not taking a shower like a minecraft kid. A minecraft kid story like the stories Scrubs tells

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0:00.7

Today we got quite a story. You should probably brace yourself. That's all I'm saying.

0:04.8

Because today we got a story time of a Minecraft kid who brags to the subscriber, like flexes.

0:11.2

I mean, you've heard of people flexing there, I don't know, they're freaking supreme bricks, their Gucci belts, their wads of cash.

0:17.9

This Minecraft kid takes flexing to a whole new level when he flexes the fact that he is not wiped in a week.

0:24.6

Yeah, so sit back, relax, subscribe to the channel if you're new, leave a like in the video to claim you're free nothing.

0:30.6

I cannot guarantee that you'll like today's story because the Minecraft kid is being the Minecraft kid.

0:36.6

But I think you'll at least find it interesting,

0:38.9

so let's just jump right into it. So yeah, anyways, this all started off as what seemed like a normal day,

0:44.4

as all these videos tend to or all these stories. All these stories seem like a normal day when they start off.

0:50.2

But as you get into them, you realize that they're not a normal day. So anyways, right, it was, you know, just seemed like a normal day, and the subscriber was sitting in class.

1:00.0

And in this class, there's a kid who we're going to call the Minecraft kid.

1:03.0

That's more or less because he, you know, was just known for playing an absurd amount of Minecraft,

1:07.0

but also a very distinct element of him was the fact that he wore the same

1:11.4

Minecraft creeper hoodie every single day. And this isn't like Steve Jobs, right? This isn't like,

1:17.8

I think, Mark Zuckerberg, the people who, I'm pretty sure both of them wear the same outfit

1:22.7

every single day to minimize the number of decisions they have to make. But the thing is with them is they

1:28.9

don't have one outfit that they just wear again and again and start smelling like, I don't know,

1:33.6

the inside of the Krusty Krabd dumpster or something like that. No, no, no, they have like 15 pairs

1:39.1

of the same outfit, right? The Minecraft kid, I don't think he was necessarily inspired by Mark Zuckerberg to wear

1:45.2

his Minecraft creeper hoodie every single day. But either way, he did, but he forgot the part where

1:50.6

you need to have 15 versions of the same piece of clothing to make this work without smelling

1:55.0

terrible. So, yeah, the Minecraft kid kind of had a reputation of being a little bit on the stinkier side.

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