🧠Mind Warping Conspiracy Theories!🌀

The Shane Dawson Podcast

Shane Dawson

True Crime, Tv & Film, Comedy, Comedy Interviews

4.9 • 8.2K Ratings

🗓️ 15 August 2022

⏱️ 71 minutes

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Summary

In this episode Shane and the boys have their FIRST GUEST EVER! They also reveal some of the most embarrassing moments from their teens and they talk about what Chris and Jerid do when Shane and Ryland aren’t around! Throw in a moment of Shane and Chris making each other cry and the biggest “Conspiracy Corner” update EVER and you have yourself an A+ time on the couch! College style! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0	Are we gonna park it after this?
0:03.6	Oh, for sure, we got a bear with her.
0:06.2	We got a burp-curr.
0:07.4	We got shurshooters.
0:08.7	It's been hard for me to focus to be honest with you.
0:11.1	Chris, do you think it is sausage?
0:13.2	Do you have a moment where you think it's a dick?
0:16.6	Sometimes.
0:17.4	What?
0:18.4	I knew it.
0:21.0	It's hard not to.
0:22.2	It's weird, right?
0:23.0	Especially sausages, because they're like thick.
0:24.5	And also, I have this weird thing in my head
0:26.5	where I'm always terrified of offending straight people
0:29.4	around me.
0:30.4	Sometimes I'll eat a banana or a hot dog
0:32.2	and I'm like, oh, I don't want to make it gay.
0:34.1	I just have weird thoughts like that.
0:36.1	Oh my god.
0:37.1	They're making no sense.
0:38.1	Bro, I get a hot dog and I just shove that shit down my throat.
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