You're going to. Oh, uh, oh, uh, uh,

uh, uh, uh, Come one, come all, all. Behold, the greatest sports metric website of all time,

Player Profiler.com!

It's true. No hyperbole. Player profiler is the best.

And you just heard me do my best carnival barker impression.

Yes, yes. Yes, Matt Kelly, the great carnival barker of fantasy football, at least according to Josh

Hermes Meyer of Ariyards.com and establish the run. Yes, yes, Josh Hermes Meyer. The good patrons were kind enough to bring a tweet to my attention a

curious tweeter was interested to know how much athleticism matters at the wide receiver position and Josh Herbsmeyer kindly jumped into my head and wrote back immediately well

don't bother asking a fantasy mansion because his website traffics in overrated

athleticism metrics and anyone that claims that

wide receiver athleticism matters is a carnival barker. It's like, wait, what? I'm a car, what? What? I'm a car, what? Because we dare have a website that displays the athletic

measurables of athletes? What? That makes me a carnival barker?

Oh, that is rich!

So rich given the messenger.

Given the messenger, so rich.

Yes. We dare illustrate the athletic gifts of

Quarterbacks wide receivers, linebackers, edge rushes. You know we have safeties on player profile or in

cornerbacks? If for no other reason, then it's interesting to know how high a guy

can jump, how fast he can run, how agile is he laterally. It's interesting. It's interesting and predictive.

So in no way is the act of presenting that data to the world,

carnival barking.

Because in the case of wider sea of ratleticism the context matters.

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