And soo, And we start the show with some breaking news. The Miami Dolphins have signed Jay Cutler. It's official. Jay Cutler has signed his contract for more than $10 million to play one season with Miami Dolphins.

That is just so dolphins. They could have had a better quarterback in Colin

Capertick, but because they were afraid of bigoted fans lashing out over Colin Caperik's t-shirt a t-shirt that he wore

they were forced to overpay jay cutler to put out his cigarette and come out of retirement.

I mean, Jay Cutler is terrible.

A significant downgrade from Ryan Tanahill, a significant downgrade from Colin Kappernik, and at best, the equivalent of Matt Moore.

That's what Miami Dolphins are getting in Jay Cutler.

Oh, poor dolphins.

You poor poor dolphins, just crawling around in the dark.

That's how I imagine the Miami Dolphins front office.

Just no lights and some overweight white guys

crawling around in the dark,

bumping their heads on furniture.

I mean, that's how I envision the Miami Dolphins front office. It's been like that for as long as I can remember

They've been making asinine decisions like paying let me get this straight more money for a worse quarterback on the market.

Okay? What?

We're worried about losing sponsors if Colin Capernic.

Because people just don't think Colin Capernic's a good guy,

because people think Colin Capernic's un-American,

even though he's anything but un-American.

If anything, Colin Capernic is the quintessential American, exercising his right to freedom of expression to disrupt social norms, raise awareness of social issues, and instigate change. He's absolutely an instigator and

instigating is one of the great traits of the American. We've been instigating change

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