You're not going to. Oh, I am an optimist trying to be a pessimist. I am not wired to be the best fantasy football analyst because the best

fantasy football analysts are by their very nature pessimists. So I have to work

every day to temper my enthusiasm but a lot of players that I want to like.

You have to understand that I am predisposed to want the best for Miles Boinkin.

I do! Runs a 442 at 6.

2.20.

That's a 98th percentile speed score with a 99th percentile birth score and he has crazy agility.

How does a guy that big run a 1084 in the agility drills?

I don't understand it.

It's the reason why he has a hundredth percentile catch radius. He's a hundredth percentile catch radius.

Heiels Boinkin is one of those many reasons why player profiler exists.

We exist so Miles Boinkin can get noticed. He could get noticed before

many camp and training camps start when the rest of the football world starts to notice him

making plays, scoring touchdowns in pre-season, but it's amazing what a touchdown

in pre-season will do that a dominator rating and a speed score and a spark score won't do!

The full body of work at Notre Dame athletic measurables yet it's a

singular touchdown in pre-season that moves the needle that's what I object to and it's

that enthusiasm that I fight against and I don't want to fight against it. I want to join you cheering on these

preseason performances that mean nothing. I want it so badly but I'm not able to

participate standing on the platform, watching these hype trains go by. For two reasons. Number one, the best analysts in this business are pessimists. The conservative

thinkers have the best rankings, generate the best

projections. Those running out to best-case scenario on players time and time again also

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