I want nothing to do with the Pittsburgh Steelers. I was just looking over my

Dynasty League teams and I realized I own very few Steelers across the board and I know why because this team is

terrifying on Player profiler.com forward slash articles are

rolling out team outlooks and someone asked to cover the Steelers and I said sure

You better wear your Halloween costume when you do because it's trick or treat with the Pittsburgh Steelers.

We don't know which Steelers team we're going to get week and week out. We don't know.

Steelers' performances in the last couple of years have been oscillating wildly back and forth.

And this is what happens before a supernova. Inside a star, there is instability.

Adams come crashing down and then...

So we've been seeing unstable performances from the Pittsburgh Steelers for years and it's been blamed on

oh Ben Rothlissberger's home road splits, yeah, yeah, yeah.

When Ben Rothberger goes on the road, he just panics.

But he's so much more comfortable within the confines of Heinz Field.

Yes, and there's a magical force that envelops Hines Field and protects

Ben Rothisberger from bad performances when he plays there.

Well, hell yeah!

I'm not superstitious at all believing in these home road splits.

No, they're real, right? They're real.

The supernatural powers of the home field advantage, yes but when you go on the road Mr. Rattless beggar you will be cursed! Oh, oh, oh, oh, more bad fantasy football analysis.

Supersticious fantasy football analysis,

believing in the home field effect that doesn't exist.

I have a better explanation, one that makes sense, one that's not rooted in superstition.

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