You're not going to. Oh, This is episode 431 of the Mind of Mansion program.

That doesn't count the Sonic Truth Show, our depth perspectives. It's just

the Mind of Mansion Program. We are well over 400 shows. And we're only here because of the patrons.

Patreon.com forward slash podfather

those that care about the show go there to support us

they want to keep this show on the air.

It's a small fraction of this audience. They are holding this entire enterprise on their shoulders

and I am eternally grateful. on their

internally grateful.

430 shows.

We have not once

mailed it in with a mailbag segment

because that's what the mailbag segment is. You're running out of ideas. Oh, mailbag segment because that's what the mailbag segment is.

You run out of ideas.

Oh, mailbag!

Mailbag!

That's when I stopped paying any attention to Bill Simmons,

when every other column was a fucking mailbag.

But he has found a way to monetize his content through

podcasting. Congratulations, Bill! He's a sports podcasting pioneer. I cannot deny it. He's not the hero we want. He's not the hero we need, but he's the hero we have.

Us sports podcasters. So to emulate sports

podcasting hero Bill Simmons we will do our inaugural

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