Let me start by taking you behind the curtain of the show for a moment. In yesterday's show, I wanted to announce the premium content that Player profiler.com now offers.

The problem was, I had meant to start talking about the premium content

sections, the data analysis tool, the player rankings. I wanted to start talking

about those last week, but if you recall I got derailed talking about

week, but if you recall, I got derailed talking about Jeff Janus and Dante Moncrief and Payton Manning,

doing bad impressions, yelling at buzzards about yelling,

pretty much everything you would expect from a Roto

underworld radio episode. So yesterday I felt a lot of pressure. It was a lot of

pressure to squeeze two shows worth of promotions into one.

And it was compounded by the problem that the Grunk party crews had just docked.

And I almost got derailed again.

I could have talked for a full show

just about the Grunk party crews.

You know that.

Because we've had some buzzards right in.

Contact the show at Roto Underworld on Twitter or email

us Roto Underworld at gmail.com. You wrote in and said that it appears that

Gronk orchestrated the whole cruise with one purpose to rain down pussy on his dad's head or face.

Anyway, I agree with you I I find the Grunk Cruz relentlessly interesting.

Could have talked about it for a full show, but I didn't! By some miracle, halfway through yesterday's show,

we pulled up. We were in a tailspin, we were in a gronck party cruise, drunk

tail spin, and we pulled up, we leveled off, and then careened off into the other extreme.

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