The Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh,

oh, oh, oh, We just get out of 2018 alive. That's the new goal. Just get the hell out of the season.

Before these crazed spiteful fantasy gamers burn the whole thing down.

I'm scared. You wander over so if you wander over to social media at this point in the fantasy season, you need to be fully armed, I feel bad for the fantasy

season, you need to be fully armed.

Like, I feel bad for the fantasy analysts that are not fully equipped

because I've been leveling up for years.

Years and years of leveling up upgrading my weaponry, my armor,

so that no matter what anyone throws at me I boomerang it back at them times five you hit me with a rock I hit you with a flame thrower

that's how you survive on social media in December when the stakes are high and tensions are mounting.

Why are you all so mad?

Early in the season I asked the question of myself, why am I so mad?

Why? Why? Why am I so agitated?

Now I asked the question back to the audience, why are you so agitated?

What is wrong with you, man?

This is a game, and it's not just a game. It's a game that is a proxy for yet another game.

This is a hobby. It is leisure time. This is not meant to be a source of great anxiety of heightened emotion

Take a breath, but no no the fantasy goons are insane with rage at Yahoo Sports for making Jaylin Samuels a tight end.

This is the great debate on fantasy Twitter right now.

And as someone who advocates for every league to add flex spots, I love dual eligibility.

That's the other way you can get to more flex spots.

You can make more players dual eligible. I love it. If you played wide receiver in college,

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