And the Let's play a little game called which player profiler pages does the

podfather have open on his computer at this very moment.

Drum roll, please.

The first player is

Jamal Williams.

Why?

Why, Jamal Williams, because the Packers signed Tyler Irvin.

And that's important.

Aaron Jones suffered an ankle injury in week 13, An underreported ankle injury for Aaron Jones

partly explained his lackluster production. Now the Packers are worried they'll be

without Aaron Jones and that means Jamal Williams would get the start at home against Washington. The Positive game script, soft run defense, Jamal Williams.

Oh, now imagine Jamal Williams, our favorite mermaid and frozen character.

He's both a mermaid and a character in frozen.

When there's snow, he's Olaf.

When there's rain, he's Arielle. No player has convinced me to more radically change my position on their ability than Jamal Williams. And it has nothing to do with his play on the field.

Yards created per carry 1.3 outside the top 25.

True yards per carry 4.2 outside the top 25.

But, but 29.5% outside the top 25 but but

29.5% juke rate is inside the top 10 and he has an 87.8%

catch rate that's the most important of all the metrics it's the catch rate and the

targets per game 3.7 targets per game with an 87% catch rate and he's been

highly elusive on a per touch basis evidenced by the

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