and I hope you didn't start Kenneth Farrell last week. I really do apologize for recommending Kenneth Faro. No one is more sorry than

me. I started Kenneth Faro over Brandon Cooks in the Friends of Rhoda World League and that caused my demise.

I lost by 10 points if I'd played Brandon Cooks as I should have, as any sane person would, I would have advanced. I caught the Kenneth

Pharaoh fever. Yes, Kenneth Pharaoh euphoria swept over me and it couldn't be

contained. Kenneth Pharaoh cost fantasy owners millions of dollars last week

across all platforms, redraft fantasy, daily fantasy.

Hell, people in Dynasty leagues

were starting Kenneth Far Pharaoh over better options.

Whoops!

Riding that momentum play straight into the ground.

I was part of the problem.

We had Kenneth Farrell ranked as a top 10 running back based on opportunity. Free Square running back thrust into an every down all purpose starting role with an attractive matchup. Kenneth Pharaoh fit the definition of a free

square running back perfectly based on the formulas that we use to build lineups

Kenneth Pharaoh was a must play. G-dammit!

But Kenneth Pharaoh's

but Kenneth Pharaoh's fantasy performance was not even the most horrific event that occurred at the Chargers Raiders game.

No, because a security guard was caught masturbating on the sideline near the cheerleaders. Why that extraneous detail? Why? Isn't it enough that he was masturbating on the sideline? Did it matter that he was close to the cheerleaders in proximity? No! That security guard

guard emotionally assaulted every individual within his periphery.

Players, cheerleaders, team staff members, members of the media, everyone, with the exception of Kenneth

Pharaoh because no one was masturbating to Kenneth Pharaoh last Sunday.

Whatever the opposite of masturbation is, that's what Kenneth

Pharaoh fantasy owners were participating in during the Raiders chargers game.

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