You're going to. And we start the show with breaking news.

Zay Joan Stinks.

But don't tell this to Mike Clay. Oh no, Mike Clay loves Zay Jones.

When Zay Jones isn't performing well, he's blaming shadow coverage from Darius Slayer. He's

blaming missed throws by Josh Allen, which is absolutely legitimate. That's one of

the reasons why we don't like Zay Jones. Because he's tethered to Josh Allen. That's a problem for the foreseeable future, right?

That ain't gonna get better. If you like Zay Jones, you have to hate Josh Allen succeeding despite a low completion percentage.

It has to be maddening. That just means more Josh Allen in your life,

which means less fantasy points from Zay Jones. A problem I will never have to worry about because I would never

roster Ze Jones but it looks like Mike Clay has Ze Jones on every dynasty team

that one game that Ze Jones played well there's Mike Clay with the victory lap and then a follow-up. I'm on team Zay Jones

Hashtag is actually good. No, he's not.

Zay Jones has been usurped and outproduced by Robert Foster, who I will admit is an exciting

athlete.

He's one of the reasons why player profiler exists. He runs a 441 with an 1110 agility score. 63rd percentile.

I mean he is the next evolution of Geron Brown, the player that did not log many snaps to the college level

because he was competing for snaps and targets with other NFL caliber teammates.

But Robert Foster's dominated rating was 4.3%, that's first percentile.

And of course he doesn't have a breakout age.

He never broke out!

Now, if Geron Brown were ever on a team,

where the next best receiver was Zay Jones and Isaiah McKinsey.

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