We have a buzzard driven show for you today.

First buzzard writes in,

what about your Eddie Lacey and Jordan Matthews calls?

Genius!

Ah, yeah. Genius. You can also go to hell. It's December.

It's too late to criticize those calls.

Sorry.

You have to criticize the process

before the cards are turned over.

Not the results once the bad beats are revealed.

Jordan Matthews in particular, whoa, that was a bad beat.

The one bust this year that I absolutely could not possibly have

comprehended four months ago.

Oh, that was a bad beat.

Also I was thinking about this.

Being right in redraft matters a lot less to me than being right in dynasty.

Because in any given year the Houston Texans can shock everyone and lead the league in pass attempts.

The Houston Texans leading the league in pass attempts. The Houston Texans leading the league in pass attempts.

Who would have thought that was possible?

Nobody had that.

Meanwhile, the Eagles suddenly have one of the least efficient offenses.

Who would have called that? Nobody. And then Des Bryant goes out,

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