And soo, Another week of fantasy football, another week of Ben Rothlberger Home Road Splits. Yes, you can't open up Twitter without reading something about the incredible, unbelievable mind-blowing.

Ben Rothlessberger Home Road splits.

Oh, amazing stats!

I'm just floored by these home road splits.

Ben Rothlessberger plays so well at home,

and he plays so well at home and he plays so bad on the road.

Every week you see a more creative Ben Rothlessberger Home Road Split Stat that isn't helpful.

Here's the latest. Ben Rothlissberger leads all quarterbacks in passerating at home,

but he's bottom 10 and passer rating on the road.

Oh!

I hope he's not playing on the road.

That would be devastating.

You see what happens is, when Ben Rolflesberger enters a road stadium,

his body convulses the neurons in his brain misfire, his muscles in his

connective tissue spasm. Ben Rothusberger has been jinxed. Yes, yes, yes, an evil black magic curse. Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes. Yes, yes.

He he he he he he he he he.

Bing Rafflesberger, you should be a superstar only at home, but when you go on the road, you will forget how to throw a football.

Your teams will fail when you take them on the road.

Yes.

And only when you give me your firstborn child, Will I lift this road curse from you Mr Rothlissberger? Heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh

Black Magic cursing Ben Rothusberger on the road.

It's what it is, right?

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