Welcome to Roto Underworld Radio, Nugget Edition. That's right, it's a Nugget Show!

Yay! Everybody loves the Nuggets!

Oh, yeah, we did it!

We tuned in for the right show the nuggets are all that matters. It's all you want to hear

I went poetic yesterday on Chris Ivory.

Oh, the metaphor to the Kung Fu Master.

I went deep, went to the Far East, Kung Fu, Buddhism, Chris Ivory. I weaved what I thought was a compelling tale of an NFL running back ascending.

And what do we get?

I hope we get more nuggets.

That's what we get.

That's what the buzzards are dropping on my head.

They're just dropping nuggets.

They're going out and picking up stale chicken nuggets, hoisting them up over my head,

circling and then dropping them, doink, doink, doink, just trying to send a message.

I get it, I get the message.

No diatribes today. No poetic verses. No love letters. You just

want boom!

Guess what? I have them holstered. That's what today is. It's nugget radio!

Pooh! Boom!

We always say that it's time to have an efficient show for once.

How many times have I said that?

And it's a show formula. You know when I say that today is going to be an efficient show.

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