And this show for you today on Roto Underworld Radio with Matt Kelly. You can contact a show at Roto

Wonderworld on Twitter email the show Roto Underworld at gmail.com. I'm talking very quickly because I need to have the most efficient show of my lifetime

today. We had so much to talk about. We've been diverted and detoured on each show as we all always seem to get detoured and there's so many

players to talk about the so many games to talk about we had a goal starting the week with a football diehard show on Monday

to talk about a single player from every game that happened last Sunday in week five

and we've talked about five players total. We did a segment last week called

Nuggets in your face. Nuggets in your face. That was a very popular segment.

We had a lot of people contact us on social media and

via email saying I love the nuggets segment great show with the nuggets show. The

nuggets shows are mailing it in shows. You all do know that right? When I do a nuggets

show that's just me mailing it in. can do a nugget show off the top of my head I have so

many nuggets I'm just a nugget machine I mean if I were a superhero I would have a

cannon for an arm and it would just shoot chicken nuggets.

Again, these would be hot, crispy chicken nuggets like you get right out of the deep

friar at McDonald's, but they would be chicken nuggets.

I, boom, boom, boom, poof! You know, well different arm, right? So one arm is more of, is a higher

caliber cannon sounds like this. Those are the chicken selects, right? I have one arm that just fires

chicken selects. Those are the big elongated sports takes that take me two or

three minutes to set up.

More of the Mike Tomlin sports takes, let me tell you about why Mike Tomlin's a great coach,

but I'm going to do it throughout the course of a 15 minute diatribe.

No one likes those shows.

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