Greetings fellow curiosity, curators, and Wonder Surfer. This is Michael Philip.

We have got a live third eye drops event occurring on August 5th in Milwaukee featuring a screening of the film Waking Life and a conversation with author and

Dream researcher Robert Wagner.

It's going to be an excellent evening and we will be sure to arouse your existential

erogenous zones. The space isn't all that big so grab a ticket now for only five

bucks at third eyedro dot com forward slash waking life. Hope to hang with

you there. I will also be in New York in September with some other Mind Pod Network podcasters and other guests I cannot announce

yet.

More details on that to come, so keep your peepers peeled, Godlings.

I am the life-giving visionary DJ Sage of infinite chakra blossoming.

I can tell appropriate breath work by the synergistic undulation of

primordial avocato synchronicity. Kem trails and pineal retrograde awaken luminous Kundalini

reptilian medic conspiracies.

Don't judge my organic gluten-free cliterous journey.

No, that was in fact not random words plucked from a Terrence McKenna book and an episode of Alex Jones and a random conversation overheard at Burning Man.

Those are phrases that are currently up on my fridge at this very moment,

thanks to the vivacious vocabulary sages at visionary magnets. I'm sure you've all tried your best to

summon some giggles or profundity with some regular refrigerator magnet poetry before. I know I have. The problem is you've

really got a dig to come up with a hit. Not so with visionary magnets. The arrangement of words they have come up with is

absolutely hilarious and perfect. It's also got all of the conjunctions and standalone eses you need to keep it grammatically

accurate if you're as weird about that sort of thing as I am. I have seriously

been playing with these things non-stop since I got them.

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