Third eye drops are intended for open-minded adults.

Now administering third eye drops. Why Hello, my fellow sentient sacks of Stardust

Tis always my pleasure to be with you but cosmically flowery greetings aside. I distinctly remember not being that way. I guess cosmically

flowery that is, can I take that back?

I don't think I want to refer to myself in such terms, but I remember being nothing of the sort. fact I developed a pretty jaded outlook

When I was a teenager I remember thinking

Something along the lines of I can't believe these plebs are

swallowing these simplistic views and platitudes about religion and God and

wars and the universe at large.

Or something along those lines.

I probably even wielded some of my least favorite arguments.

In fact, I am, I'm sure. least favorite arguments.

In fact, I am sure I used straw gods

that were easy to explain a way

to make myself feel more countercultural and punk rock or something. But as jaded of

a chode as I was for a little while there. I never really believed in nothing. I believed there was

something larger going on. I just didn't know what I believed, but I knew what I didn't believe and that was just that was just easier

that was easier to pick on so I did a few years later though I began to realize just how much more there was that I didn't know

and that all of that not knowing was indicative of a real mystery.

I vividly remember sitting in my philosophy 101 class actually

as an emo 19 year old, listening to the professor talk about Descartes Musings

on why he believed his mind and his body were totally different distinct

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