Third eye drops are intended for open-minded adults.

Now administering third eye drops. Greetings sweet sacks of sentient stardust.

Mega thanks for entangling your qualia with my mouth noises,

always stupendous to have you.

Michael Philip here, Curiosity is obviously a big part of whatever it is I do here.

I express my inquiry gland all up into the microphone.

And of course, in other ways,

that the public does not get a peek at,

you probably wouldn't want to see them anyway not that they're gross they're just private

expressions of curiosity of curiosity. Anyway, a particular persistent curiosity of mine

has always been quote unquote mystery traditions

or mystery schools.

How could they not be?

I mean, listen to the goddamn name, mystery school.

In other words, a place where one can dive head first

into the fractal ocean of the indescribable, the unspeakable,

the self-annulating, the enlightening, an experience that is especially curated to forever stain you with

divinity and I think it's altogether possible that that was actually happening in the ancient world

when people would go to places like the temple of the Lucis, depending of your definition of the word

divinity. At the very least though, people visiting a mystery school

and partaking in the sacred rights were without a doubt at least diving into the deepest parts of their unconscious mind and interacting with their hidden symbols, demons, angels,

hamburglers, who knows what else. But of course there's a lot we don't know about these places dubbed mystery schools.

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