So, I mean, you know how cows, when it's about to thunderstorm,

they all lie down on the grass and people can be like,

oh, it's raining. You know how that thing?

No, I was not familiar with that phenomena.

You don't know how certain animals know when there's something brewing,

something major, brewing meteorologically on the horizon.

That's not a thing you've ever heard of.

I think I know where this analogy is going and a little bit resentful being

compared to a cow lying on the ground.

Well, I am curious just based on how you have been behaving

if the people in your life can already tell that football season has basically already arrived again.

Pablo, there is no offseason in my house, so my behavior is not changing.

I am not a cow that is suddenly laying on the ground.

I'm like a shark or a predator that's always ready to hunt.

Never sleeping, always moving to stay alive, always grinding tape to keep your

life's meaning intact. That's about it.

There are storm clouds on the horizon, right now.

And if you looked up, you can recognize them.

You can recognize the pressure in the air changing as these familiar and very oblong

nimbuses get ready to reign content and end the drought that is otherwise known as the NFL offseason.

So today with NFL training camps officially underway now,

Mina Kimes forecasts this coming flood of football drama.

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