Milton x T&D

A Mediocre Time with Tom and Dan

Tom Vann & Dan Dennis

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4.8 • 2.3K Ratings

🗓️ 9 October 2024

⏱️ 65 minutes

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0:00.0	I was born and raised in Florida. I'm a pro at home. I can slap on shudders like a farmer slaps when a hurricane comes to town.
0:20.0	Some folks will get real serious. Some folks will get real serious some folks will party all day
0:27.4	But I'll just stare into the wind and you'll probably hear me say
0:33.8	fuck this store
0:35.4	fuck this rain
0:37.2	fuck middle time the hurricane
0:40.4	let's be safe use your brain
0:44.1	buck milton the hurricane
0:47.4	I got my gas and snacks at the wawa
0:51.1	I've got a 12 pack of cooler's light I got some pills that Josh wolf gave me
0:58.2	That I think I'm gonna take tonight
1:01.5	I don't buy up all the TV. I'm not that kind of guy. I'm gonna hit Fairville
1:10.1	for a big vanilla dildo for my brown storm I put this storm
1:16.2	but this rain fuck milton the hurricane let's be safe use your brain. Fuck mil done the hurricane. I've got my gas and smash sat. I got a 12 pack of
1:45.0	a 12 pack of coolers light
1:49.0	I got some pills that Josh Wolfgang me that I think I'm gonna take tonight.
1:56.0	I don't buy up all the TV.
2:00.0	I'm not that kind of guy I'm gonna hit Fairville for a big vanilla
2:06.8	Dildo for my brown storm I indeed.
2:14.2	Welcome to the Tom and Dan.
2:17.2	In prompt to, uh, my voice sounds like a hunk of shit because I haven't talked to anybody.
2:21.8	Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
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