Make no mistake of all leading cigarettes. One and only one is recognized by

eminent knows and throat specialists as definitely less irritating. That one

cigarette is Philip Morris. Johnny presents The Milton Bull Show.

Oh, what a farce, Philip Morris! Here comes Johnny ladies and

gentlemen to remind you. If every smoke and you hot Philip Morris smokers know

they'd all change to Philip Morris. Yes, they'd all.

Oh, what a farce, Philip Morris!

The radio city in New York here is the Milton Bull Show. With work tells them Jack

Albuson, Mary Ship, Billy Sam, Johnny Gibson, Charlie Irving, our singing star Dick

Barney, the music of Ray Block in his orchestra, and yours truly Frank Gallop.

Ladies and gentlemen, this is the season when doctors warn us to safeguard our

health. In dedicating our program to strength and good health, we bring you a

comedian who was known for his strong jokes and like a rare old cheese they

are getting stronger and stronger. And here he is, Milton Bulls.

Thank you and good evening ladies and gentlemen. Mr. Gallop, my jokes are like rare old

cheese. Well, maybe it's because one of my writers comes from Rokeford Illinois.

Mr. Gallop, I don't need radio that badly that I have to take insults. I can always

go to Hollywood. There's plenty of room there now. Everybody from Hollywood is

in Washington. The red investigations got me worried. Just this afternoon they

caught me in the automap eating a sandwich with Russian dressing. But I digress.

Where were we Mr. Gallop? I had just commented on the pungent aroma of your

jokes. Mr. Gallop, please. No, you have gone too far sir. Any comedian who would

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