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Millionaire Trampled by Elephants is News AF - April 28, 2026

News AF

Rob Has a Podcast

News, Comedy, News Commentary

4.9640 Ratings

🗓️ 28 April 2026

⏱️ 70 minutes

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Summary

Millionaire Trampled by Elephants is News AF - April 28, 2026 Rob Cesternino, Tyson Apostol, and Danny Bryson are back with another entertaining episode of News AF, where they dive into the week's most peculiar and amusing stories. Today, Brandon, Tyson, and Danny talk through the week's most newsworthy stories. To pre-order Rob's book, The Tribe and I Have Spoken, visit www.robhasabook.com Be sure to subscribe to our new YouTube channel! Need to catch up on more Actual Factual news?Archive of News AFSubscribe to News AF on iTunesView the News AF ArchiveNews AF on YoutubeGroup AF Facebook PageBe sure to check our some great offers from our sponsors! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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If the story is buzzing like it's on crystal meth, it's about to be news a.

0:57.7

If the same old news makes you forward to death, it's time for some news A.

1:02.1

Actual, factual news.

1:04.7

Good morning, everybody.

1:06.1

Rob is gone and your substitute teacher is here.

1:08.5

I'm Brandon Donlin to talk to you about the most interesting news stories

1:11.7

at the week of April 27th, 2026, here on News AF, and I don't have the song. So we're just... Oh. Cool. Didn't it? I teed it up in the way that you would think I had the song. Yeah. But I like that. I was waiting to blast my face. What a pro, dude.

1:27.9

What a pro.

1:29.5

I also was hopeful that you were going to... Yeah, I was waiting to blast my face. What a pro, dude.

1:27.9

What a pro.

1:29.5

I also was hopeful that you were going to do the whole podcast as Rob Sester Nino and just be like,

1:35.6

Hi, I'm Rob Sester Nino here, but it's too late for that.

1:39.5

And you'd have to, I don't know, do you do impressions like Rob can or like Jeff Proppes does? He does a lot better of impressions. I used to do a pretty good Ray Romano. So I could do the whole podcast as Ray Romano if that's of interest. Let's hear it. Well, now you're putting me, you know. That's a lot of pressure. So I didn't say I was doing Ray Romano. Brandon said he could do Ray Romano. You said he could do it, but it's hard to do impressions on the spot. Ray Romano would does a lot of like, he'll just do little sounds as opposed to speaking. So he would do like a little like a, er, he would do that a lot. You would do that. So I can I can splice that whenever there's like a lull through that in this podcast.

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