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🗓️ 1 November 2023
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The Toast with Jackie (@JackieOshry) and Claudia Oshry (@girlwithnojob)
The Camper and The Counselor by Jackie Oshry
Girl With No Job by Claudia Oshry
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0:00.0 | Good morning millennials, welcome back to the toast and happy hump day. |
0:07.0 | How you doing, Jacks? Wanna hump me? Wanna hump you? |
0:10.0 | I will decline politely. |
0:12.0 | Let's discuss it. |
0:13.0 | Thank you for the offer. I know you're surrounded by people who are desperate to hump you |
0:17.0 | though, so I don't feel bad. |
0:19.0 | I am very blessed. |
0:20.0 | You are blessed. |
0:21.0 | You are blessed. |
0:22.0 | I'm looking at a gorgeous pill of Dutadu, and I know that he would love to hump you today. |
0:27.0 | Oh, I think I forgot to, I shared on my Instagram, but a little update with Theo, and I totally forgot |
0:31.0 | to tell you the second part, because I found out yesterday. |
0:33.0 | Me. |
0:34.0 | So you guys know, we took Theo to the doctor, his leg was bothering him, and of course we ended up |
0:39.0 | discovering he has a heart murmur, and I freaked out. I was crying, crying, crying. |
0:42.0 | We did a full EKG, and it was probably the best news we could have gotten. |
0:47.0 | It's very moderate. He doesn't even need to go on meds. |
0:50.0 | And now we just monitor it for the rest of his life. |
0:52.0 | A point might come, it could get worse, but now we know about it, so we're gonna go every |
0:56.0 | six months to get his heart checked. If it gets worse, he goes on meds. |
0:59.0 | If it doesn't, it shouldn't, you know, affect his life. |
1:02.0 | Beautiful. |
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