Milking with Colin Quinn

The Bonfire with Big Jay Oakerson and Robert Kelly

SiriusXM

Comedy, Robert Kelly, Jay Oakerson, Comedy Interviews

4.7 • 3.7K Ratings

🗓️ 12 May 2026

⏱️ 56 minutes

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Summary

Jay is in LA for the Netflix Is A Joke Fest and the legend Colin Quinn sits in his chair for the show. Colin plays a flowery opening song that is the opposite of what Jay would like. | Bobby finally gets a fan to slide into his DM's and send him dirty pictures. Paco reads the messages in his best vixen voice. | Colin once practiced Transcendental Meditation but will not give Bobby his mantra because it costs money to obtain. | He also has a theory on why the Catholic Church fell apart. *To hear the full show to go www.siriusxm.com/bonfire to learn more! FOLLOW THE CREW ON SOCIAL MEDIA: @thebonfiresxm @louisjohnson @christinemevans @bigjayoakerson @robertkellylive @louwitzkee @jjbwolf Subscribe to SiriusXM Podcasts+ to listen to new episodes of The Bonfire ad-free and a whole week early. Start a free trial now on Apple Podcasts or by visiting siriusxm.com/podcastsplus. Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See https://pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

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0:00.0	And now, the Bonfire with Big J. O'Kerson and Robert Kelly.
0:07.0	Oh, Jay's rolling in his grave right now.
0:10.5	Is that the Partridge family?
0:12.2	Yes.
0:13.0	It is.
0:13.5	There you go.
0:14.1	I knew I'd get it.
0:15.2	Partridge family.
0:16.0	Oh, God.
0:17.0	What's up, everybody?
0:18.1	It's me, Robert Kelly.
0:20.2	And as you can tell by the music choices, Big Jay's not in studio.
0:25.7	And I let my guest pick the tune.
0:29.8	The great Colin Quinn is filling in for Jay.
0:34.1	Oh, my God.
0:35.3	And here's the problem.
0:54.7	I got to admit, it really does make it. The Pajer family really did put a smile on my face. It's great. You can't help but like it. It's great. Jacob's smiling. He never smiles at the middle of the show. No, he loves his song. Jacob, he pretended he didn't know it. He knew it very well.
1:12.1	He knows it. He goes, I think I know it. You don't think you know it. It's in the rotation. Is it David Cassidy? Yeah. David Cassidy. And didn't he have a brother? Sean Cassidy. Sean Cassidy was his brother. He had a hit song too. What was his hit song? He was on the Hardy Boys, right?
1:12.8	Yes.
1:10.8	Right, but he was the cool one. The other one was just the good-looking one, right? Yeah, that's exactly right. Because Sean Cassidy had like buck teeth or some weird shit. Yeah, but he had a little vibe going. He had a vibe. D-Doo-Run Run Run. He sang a remake of to do run run run which is a huge huge song how can you not sing not play that low
1:30.1	do do do run, run. He sang a remake of to do run run. It was a huge. Huge song. How can you not sing not? Play that low. Do do run, run, run. Look at Paco's like, what? Yeah. To do run, run, run. Do do run run. Yeah, he, but you know what they had? You know what he had that was my favorite thing? Here it is right here.
1:46.0	This is our music back in America.
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