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Here's Bob and Sherry.

Okay, let's get things started.

It's the Bob and Sherry show with Bob.

Everything's going fine.

I just got to relax and go with the flow.

And Sherry.

She's your standard billionaire playgirl by day and a fearless vigilante by night.

And now broadcasting from the palatial Bob and Cherry studios.

It's Bob and Cherry.

Welcome, welcome, welcome.

It's the Bob and Sherry show.

I was reading this post from people who say their kids say the creepiest things.

I mean, little kids.

And I was thinking back, and I don't think my kids ever, at least in my presence, said anything that was all that memorably creepy.

But boy, I'm going to read you two or three of these,

and you're going to never forget them.

The first one, this woman says,

I'm alone with my four-year-old Midwestern daughter

when she randomly looking out a dark window says,

oops, she's here.

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