Give a little time for the child within you.

Don't be afraid to be young and free.

Undo the locks and throw away the keys and take off your shoes and sucks and run you.

It's Jordan Jesse Go.

I am Jesse Thorne, America's Radio, sweetheart.

Jordan Morris, narrowly escaped death, question mark.

Oh, exclamation.

Oh, question mark.

Oh, well, I don't know if I may have narrowly escaped death. I'm adding an exclamation oh question mark question mark oh well i don't know if i may have narrowly

i'm adding an exclamation mark because i didn't know that my friend jordan may have narrowly

escaped death yeah thank you for your punctuation thank you for your concern is the question mark here

because you may still be facing death listen she comes for us all does she not

that's true she do said the great poet shakespeare they should have sent a poet yeah they should have

to my death which almost occurred i think so what happened so uh and listen is is there going to be a little stealth brag in this death

story yeah there is you know you know who you're talking to did you die from too big of dick

yeah i was killed by my own dick it almost broke my back um no uh i living, listen, I'm, I'm living with big dick.

I live with it every day.

It is my cross to bear.

Literally, you should see the shape of this thing.

Wow.

I'm a freak.

Um, so I did a comic book signing in Newberry Park, California.

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