Hi, this is Susanna Brisk.

My blog is at Malibu Mom.com, and I am thrilled to be on Storyworthy.

Here are your hosts, Christine Blackburn and Honest Finney.

Welcome to Storyworthy.

My name is Christine Blackburn, and I'm here alone.

That's right. Once again, I am here at Sideshow Network without Honest Finney. And I'm telling you guys, I miss him. I miss him a lot. He will be back on the show in two weeks. Two weeks time. How do I know he's going to be feeling better by then? Well, because I'm recording three shows today. That's how it all works out. And if you do the math, Honest will be back next, no, he'll be back in two weeks. See, that's the thing, Anthony. I can't do math. That's how they get me. I can't either. But I do have a guest tonight, Susanna Brisk. She's here. She's a comedian and a writer, and she's just so goddamn entertaining.

I recently heard her on Paul Gilmartin's show, The Mental Illness Happy Hour, and she just

really has a lot to say. She's been on this show before. The last time she was on Storyworthy,

she did a show called From Russia with Love, because Susanna was born in Estonia,

but grew up in Australia, so she has this Russian background.

But tonight she brings forth the story topic is Milfs.

Milfs, ladies and gentlemen.

And I, of course, am a milf, a mom in Los Phyllis.

What's that, what's that, Anthony? That's actually

mother. I'd like to fuck. I'm being told, I'm wrong. It's not a mom in Los Phelis. It's a mom I'd

like to fuck. All right. Now look here. You and I both know I knew exactly what that was. And I'll say

this. There's a dilf at my daughter's school school that, you know, I call him the kindredad because

he has a child in the kindergarten.

But kindergarten is not married.

So that's the thing.

So you could be a milf and still be married and not available.

Or you can be a milf divorced, divorced and be available so what are we talking

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