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206-803 Rock.

Hello, Tony. Welcome to the803 rock. Hello, Tony.

Welcome to the men's room.

Ola, guys.

Ola!

So I'm a scuba diver.

I've called it and talked to you guys about diving with great white sharks and stuff.

So one of the things that I did as a beginner was I went down. one of the cool things was I got to touch a Mori Worsey, which is a huge fish that I couldn't even like put my hands around.

And it has two different textures on it. So that was really cool. But when I came up from that dive, there was a mooring line that was covered in red and I didn't have gloves on

and I messed around and was touching that well I got some kind of mite in the palm of my hand

and the only way to kill it was to use fresh water and then at night I smothered my hands in Vaseline and put them in latex gloves

and literally had to, like, drowned or suffocate these little mites where they would come out of my skin.

And it was itchy and awful.

If only that run, only fans, you'd demand a lot of money.

Exactly.

Jeez, man.

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