Miles Is Scarred
The Mens Room Daily Podcast
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🗓️ 27 January 2026
⏱️ 10 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | I'm telling you, man, when I went, uh, at Redfest, uh, 10 years ago. And, uh, and I've been, |
| 0:04.9 | I looked down and my glasses just came straight off my face. Yeah. And when I saw them just disappear into that blue water. And there was like a mound. I mean, it kind of bounced off the volcano. A ricochet. Yeah. I mean, it was an all day festival. So, uh, people have been using it a lot. And as years went on, that bathroom area got bigger. |
| 0:23.8 | Yes. |
| 0:24.1 | But the initial one or two that we did at the beginning, there were maybe seven or eight port bodies. By the time we were done, we had like 20 honey buckets and washing stations and all this. But this was a remedial, is anyone going to come? You know, we don't know the number. We know the number, we don't know the number of people going to show up. So, I mean, this thing was full. And not only that, but I think at that time, I had used that one big handicap stall. Yeah. And I don't know what it is about me that attracts me to the handicapped stall. It's got room to. But as someone |
| 0:54.2 | who is not handicapped, I am guilty. Yeah. I'm completely guilty. That's where I go. So I am not alone in this philosophy because that had to be one of the most full, uh, that's the one, that's the stall. Anyone will tell. What's the one you use here? Like, I'm taking the bag of. I know it's a handicapped. We also know there's |
| 1:10.9 | nobody handicapped in our office right now. I have one time at a mall in Baltimore, used the handicapped stall, and it's just the one door that's crossed my mind. And it's not that you seek it out, but I tend to go to the one in the corner. And nine times out of ten, that's the one and you close the door you realize what it is no big deal i'm pooping there's no one else in the |
| 1:28.5 | bathroom i hear the door you realize what it is no big deal i'm pooping there's no one else |
| 1:28.3 | in the bathroom i hear the door open fine and i can hear the sound of a wheelchair and i'm like |
| 1:34.0 | you've got to be kidding me please tell me there's one other stall well there's not so looking |
| 1:39.1 | under the crack of the door i see the wheels they pause the door jiggles a second. The wheels back off. And I'm like, |
| 1:46.1 | can I outweigh this guy? Just because now I feel for the first time of my life, I feel guilty |
| 1:50.2 | using the handicaps doll. Because someone who actually needs it is now actively waiting for it. And I'm like |
| 1:55.2 | mid poop, you know, so I try to force this bad boy out. I clean up. I open the door. And I won't say he's patiently waiting. But anyone else kind of would wait about the sinks. That's the standard thing. Oh, not him. He's maybe two stalls down, but he's just looking at me. And our eyes meet. And I understand all of his anger, just the, there's nothing wrong with you. And there's four other stalls. He's in the wheelchair and I can tell like, brother's got a poop and I'm wasting his time. So I look down, it's gone. My glasses are gone. I can't even see him. Like, they're, they're completely submerged. I'll also say this. The, um, we had EMTs on site. Uh, we, Most of the time we do. |
| 2:34.3 | Yeah. |
| 2:36.8 | But it was so hot this day. |
| 2:38.6 | And we were on... I remember they were under the shape. |
| 2:39.8 | We were on the asphalt down at where a legion brews their beer or used to brew their beer. |
| 2:45.6 | Georgetown, yeah. |
| 2:46.3 | A Georgetown. |
| 2:46.9 | And it was a hot, hot day. |
| 2:49.1 | So people are really drinking a lot of water to drink a lot of beer. |
| 2:52.5 | They are trying to stay hydrated as well. |
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