Miles Is Anti-Dog... Door
The Mens Room Daily Podcast
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🗓️ 13 November 2025
⏱️ 11 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | I'm never doing a dog door. |
| 0:01.6 | No. |
| 0:02.7 | Something's going to come in. |
| 0:04.0 | A raccoon. |
| 0:04.8 | That's my issue is with the dog door. Because my friends have a dog door. Your cattle end up being an indoor outdoor cat, start dragging them birds. Well, they have a big-ass dog. So the thing is, their dog doors are a little bigger than most. I mean, their dog is the sweetest dog you'll ever see. you would not know that until you meet her, but seeing her, fierce-looking dog, right? |
| 0:22.0 | And I'm like, oh, that's kind of cool. |
| 0:23.9 | And I made that that comment and the guy that lives at the house the homeowner just looks at me and kind of rolls his eyes i'm like what he's like brother everything that lives in my backyard all right he's like i did not know what we had in our backyard but i discovered it pretty much every morning because they ever go to the dog bowl so we'll move dog bowl. He's like, I did not know what we had in our backyard, but I discovered it pretty much every morning because they would go to the dog bowl. |
| 0:39.2 | So we'll move the dog bowl. |
| 0:40.2 | He's like, I did, but they can still smell where it was. |
| 0:43.2 | So they will go to where the dog bowl had used to be. And then when they can't find the food, they had to jump on the counter, |
| 0:48.8 | I'm assuming it's raccoons, but they leave their droppings where the food bowl was, |
| 0:52.4 | almost like an F you for not having the delicious food that we've been smelling. |
| 0:56.3 | Yeah. |
| 0:56.5 | I'm like, is there not a slide to click? but they leave their droppings where the food bowl was, almost like an FU for not having the delicious food that we've been smelling. |
| 0:56.3 | Yeah. |
| 0:56.5 | I'm like, |
| 0:56.8 | Is there not a slide to close it off for the night? I don't know. I don't know, man. His dog constantly bangs in and out of that thing. So like in the wintertime, the door's closed, we're playing cards, whatever. The dog's going into now. And as long as the lights are on and humans are present, nothing's going to come inside. |
| 1:11.0 | I would have no problem with that. |
| 1:11.5 | If the dog would go outside, use the bathroom, out sniffing around, whatever they're doing. one in and out. And as long as the lights are on and humans are present, nothing's going to come inside. |
| 1:11.0 | I would have no problem with that. If a dog would go outside, use the bathroom, I'll just sniffing around, whatever they're doing. |
| 1:15.1 | But if a dog wants to let itself out to go to the bathroom, I'm happy my dog isn't smart. I'm just worried about what would come in. That was his issue. |
| 1:21.8 | He's like, look, man, the dog is fine. |
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